WOULD-BE ARTIST & TOUR GUIDE

POWERS: Doesn’t panic in the face of the unexpected, explosive or ridiculous.

LIKES: Quiet nights of painting and drawing

DISLIKES: Overly spicy food and crunchy paint brushes

WARDS: Will avoid any restaurant where he can’t pronounce the

LOVE-SICK GOBLIN NOBLE

POWERS: Causes sneezing at the worst possible moment

LIKES: Wet ink, oil paint, chalk, open bottles of glue and tall stacks of paper

DISLIKES: Chartreuse (allergic), peas, gouache and sippy cups

WARDS: Set one leg of your chair in a box of tissues

BANE OF EVERY CLOSET ORGANIZER

POWERS: Squishes things into places they never should fit

LIKES: Accordions, balloons, soufflés, stress balls (she has 12,486) and really long words

DISLIKES: Yoga, stretching, label makers, and expandable… anything

WARDS: Write her name wide enough to fill an entire page lengthwise

ENEMY OF LIQUIDS EVERYWHERE

POWERS: Congeals any liquid into an unusable brick

LIKES: Ice cream, popsicles, sandcastles (used one as a summer house for years)

DISLIKES: Hot Glue!

WARDS: A big wad of hot glue with a long tail - no tail, no ward

PARTY-PLANNER TO THE GOBLIN ELITE

POWERS: Makes everything around her ‘tipsy’ – adding to her preferences for all things loud

LIKES: Parties, fizzy sodas, flashing lights, loud music and popping candy

DISLIKES: Math, mathematicians, fractions, decimals and rulers

WARDS: Measure something three times and say the measurement aloud each time

ENABLER OF THE VOLUNTEER INSOMNIAC

POWERS: Convinces someone to keep working/playing as they appear to be on a roll - then slams all of the exhaustion onto them at once

LIKES: Bob Ross reruns, chamomile tea, lavender and smooth jazz

DISLIKES: Coffee, the letter ‘z’, pop music, bubblegum, scary movies and spiders

WARDS: Set 3 alarm clocks - 2 for waking up and 1 for going to bed

14 NIGHTS / 14 GOBLINS - only ear plugs and true love stand in the way of pure chaos